Funny Spongebob Quotes Biography
Funny Spongebob quotes
Patrick: I'm mad.
Spongebob: What's the matter Patrick?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead.
Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: .....
Patrick: That's okay take your time.
Spongebob: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Spongebob: Squidward, this is great! Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
Squidward: This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color...
Mr. Krabs: That's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy!
Mr. Krabs: The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.
Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB!
Plankton: That's it mister! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!
Plankton: Holographic Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!
Sandy: You're nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!
Squidward: *playing clarinet really loud and obnoxious-like*
*Knock on door*
Doctor: I'm with the animal hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have a dying animal on the premises...
Squidward: *slams door*
Spongebob: Excuse me sir? You're sitting on my face.... which is also my body.
Spongebob: Hey Patrick.. I know something funnier than 24!
Mermaid Man: We don't really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants?
Spongebob: OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
*Squidward runs past*
Spongebob: Hey! That looked like Squidward!
*Angry mob of squids run past*
Spongebob: That looked like Squidward also! In angry mob form!
Squidward: Spongebob, I really DO like you!
Spongebob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to clean my toilet.
Patrick: I'll tell you the story of the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everybody died. The End.
Squidward: *Does freakish dance*
There are many. Mine is from the "The Sponge Who Could Fly" episode (which is a classic).
Patrick: You cut a hole in Farmer Jenkins' grain silo!
SpongeBob: Don't remind me.
Jenkins: [runs up] I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Now git! [Patrick and SpongeBob run away]
Patrick: We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food!
Mister Krabs is my absolute favorite for this. Two that come mind:
"Boy, I can give you ten good reasons to never let go of a dime!"
There's an episode where the Ghost of the Flying Dutchman lays claim to Mr. Krabs's soul for being cheap. Spongebob offers the Dutchman his own soul as a test to prove that Krabs isn't cheap. The Dutchman accepts the bet, and offers to buy Spongebob from Mr. Krabs for the change he has in his pocket, which amounts to $1.62. Krabs fails the test, and the Dutchman takes Spongebob, leading to this exchange:
Squidward: "Mr. Krabs, I can't believe you just did that."
Krabs: "What, you think I could have gotten more for him?"
Basically the "Sailor Mouth" episode in entirety.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what's this word?
Patrick: Hmm... (slowly) Krabs.... Hey, isn't he that red sweaty guy you work for?
SpongeBob: Not that word. (points slightly offscreen) That word.
Patrick: *dolphin chirp*!
Patrick: I know! It's one of those fancy sentence enhancers.
SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?
Patrick: Ya use 'em if ya wanna talk fancy. Just sprinkle 'em over anything you say and WAMMO! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich.
SpongeBob: Oh I get it. Let me try. Hey Patrick, lovely *dolphin chirp* day today.
Patrick: Why, yes, Spongebob. This *dolphin chirp* day is particularly *dolphin chirp* lovely.
SpongeBob: You're right, Patrick! My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.
Mr. Krabs: There 13 bad words you should never use.
Squidward: Don't you mean there're only seven?
Mr. Krabs: Not if you're a sailor, arr arr arr!
SpongeBob: Wow, 13
Patrick: That's a lot of *dolphin chirp* bad words.
SpongeBob: Attention, customers. Today's special is a *dolphin chirp* Krabby Patty served in a greasy *dolphin chirp* sauce and grilled to *dolphin chirp* perfection! And don't forget to ask us to *dolphin chirp* the *dolphin chirp* fries! It'll be our *dolphin chirp* pleasure! Hi, Squidward! How the *dolphin chirp* are ya?