Funny Friendship Quotes Biography
No one can make you laugh quite the way your
friends can, and there's nothing like sharing a few funny friendship
quotes with those closest to you to make your day shine a bit brighter.Here
are 18 of my favorite funny friendship quotes to share with those you
love. I hope you enjoy these funny friendship quotes as much as I like
sharing them with you!
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks
that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly
2. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."
3. "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy."
4. "A true friend stabs you in the front."
5. "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police."
6. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."
7. "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods."
8. "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice."
9. "I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street."
10. "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
11. "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!"
12. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
13. "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately."
14. "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."
15. "This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."
16."You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come
to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
17 "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
18."Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another,
'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."